Joke of the day

and so i found joke of the day

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."

First injection lesson

Im excited that i get to do practical today. yay!
My practical class will be held at the 7th Hospital and started after 15.00 everyday for ten days.
It took me 30 minutes (at least!) to reach the farthest hospital in our 'gorad'(district). It was heavily raining since morning and a lil bit of snow falls in the middle and continue to rain again till now..(night). The weather is extremely cold n freezing!
On the way, at the back of my mind i wanted to say 'sorry sir i cant make it today, can i come and rework 2 classes tomorrow?'
but.. as i reached the hospital.. i got excited. seeing him..maybe?
anyway, not for long i waited and he asked me to come in and started to ask question.

i answered, and then my practical started.

i learned my first IM injection with the old Stuff Nurse n after a few trials on succeeded injecting the couch, she let me do all the nurses job for the whole floor of surgical dept.

hence, till now im the expert of IM injections. on the butt, on stomach - u name it! ;)

but wait, this is the diary of a doctor rite. owh well - i love my teacher! ;)